“Can you tell me about a time when you felt happy?” “No, I can’t. I’m as okay as I’ll ever be.” “Do you feel happy?” “No.” “Do you feel sad, then?” “No.” “Why’s that?” “Nothing to be sad about.” “Do you have fleeting temporary emotions?” “Yeah.” “When?” “If I get a good grade.” “Why are you happy when you get a good grade?” “Because it looks good on my CV.” Lucas Chua, Class of 2022